Time flies when you feel like crap.
But enough about my personality.
I’d like to shout out, “this is a special report!”
But that would be a lie.
Here is the truth.
I missed posting at 9:00am this morning, like I was supposed to. Did one single person write and say, “Hey! We missed your amazingly wonderful post on NWR?”
If you’re not brain dead, you already know the answer to that.
What, prey tell, was I doing that was so gall-durned important that I forgot? Besides flash fiction, haiku, and memes…Nothing. It just seems to be a trend happening in my life.
I arrived at work this morning around 8:58am, give or take a few seconds. Two people were waiting for me in front of my office.
I asked, “Did we make an appointment.”
“No,” one of the mystified ladies said. “We have a meeting scheduled to discuss forms at 9:00am.”
Forms?
If there were ever a good reason for a mercy killing, that was it. I’d rather create the perfect meme, but my efforts have been about as successful as trying to invent the perfect steel maxipad.
Here are 5 (memes, not maxipads), featuring Other Brother Coon Cat (white face) and Coon Cat. Tell me what you think.
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Number 4
Number 5
Yes. I am owned by those cats. Yes, that is the home office in which I write my blog, memes and manuscripts.
Which of the memes do you like best?
*mass snoring*
Excuse me while the flies of time hover over my face waiting for me to die. I suppose it’s better than having the vultures of ineptitude hover overhead. They left early this morning after finding it impossible to locate anything worth eating.
Oh, let me tell you, I’m owned by a couple of cats, three dogs, two horses and I know my place.
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Well said. 🙂
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I’m partial to #3. If owning more cats will get me closer to writing like Hemingway I’m definitely on board.
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Thanks. 🙂
I’m so tired of hearing about crazy cat ladies when I know for a fact that there are crazy cat guys everywhere. 🙂
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I’m crazy about #4.
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Thanks for your vote. 🙂
Writer’s are crazy. If we weren’t, we wouldn’t say, “Box? There’s a box people have to think out of? Where?” 🙂
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that’s my happy face too. Really.
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LOL! There are some cat faces that beg to be photographed. 🙂
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I am especially fond of Number 1. I am owned by 2 fluffy, cute a** dogs, who allow me the honor of caring for them. I love cats too, but not everyone in my family is of the same opinion. Oh well….
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Dogs and cats are family and, in some cases, more “family” than the 2-footed ones we wouldn’t go near if they weren’t genetically related. 🙂
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Don’t you hate it when work intrudes on quality blogging and/or meme-making time? Some PEOPLE. I’m for #1.
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Thanks. 🙂
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