Hello, and welcome to The Nudge Wink Report!
I’m Nudge and slouching beside me playing jacks with all the discarded hypens from Jay Z’s name, is Wink. Together, with the assistance of our intrepid Field Reporters, we write The Nudge Wink Report. Mind-blowing, in-depth analysis of news, views, and attitudes from across the country, and around the globe.
If you think I’m wrong for Batman…I’m playing James Bond next. (image via crowdact.com)
Only it’s not your usual reporting. Unlike other news blogs, The Nudge Wink Report is out to prove that most news stories have a humorous side. And Ben Affleck agrees:
As an actor, I’m used to criticism. When the news hit that I was the new Batman, superboys and supergirls across the country experienced an outrage orgasm that shook the foundations of Hollywood. It felt good, and left me wanting more.
So I’ve decided I’m playing Batman as gay.
Robin and I agreed it was time to come out of the closet and into your bedrooms. We plan to spend Saturday mornings together, reading The Nudge Wink Report, and poking fun at everyone who’s outraged I’m portraying a fictional comic book character who thrives on brutal vigilantism, wears black leather, and fondles bats in an underground lair filled with really cool shit you’ll never get to play with. Read the rest of this entry »
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