And now, for something completely different:
Who can take a sentence
(who can take a sentence)
And turn it all around
(and turn it all around)
Take an upside-down smile and make it into a frown
The Comma Man
(the Comma Man)
Oh, the Comma Man can
(the Comma Man can)
Hey, Comma. Thanks for the assist! Now we’re cooking with fire. I’ll take it from here. I got this.
So, yeah. It has come to my attention that it is now 2018. It has fallen on my shoulders to be the welcome wagon for little Baby New Year and/or garrote Old Man Time. But thanks to my close personal friend, the comma, that’s not what I’m gonna do.