Fighting for Each Other

Anyone who’s been keeping an eye on The Nudge Wink Report may have noticed it’s been quiet. I can’t confess to know why for everyone else, but for me, it’s been all about work – new job means new time constraints and a change to my patterns – there’s been a bit of a learning curve!

However, I am still here and I hope I speak for everyone else when I say so is The Nudge Wink Report. We’re an eccentric, nutty bunch of satirists (is that a word?) and we’re here to save the world, one bad pun at a time!

Don We Now Our Slay Apparel

Oh the political climate is frightful
The Facebook comments are spiteful
Since we want our coffers to grow
Let us snow, let us snow, let us snow!

It’s been two days since All Hallow’s Eve. So, obviously, the Christmas season is officially underway, and then some! It’s been gathering like gently falling snow for a least a month. Now it’ll blow like a blizzard, if you get my drift.

‘Tis the season to rip your neighbor to shreds and malign his motives. I love this time of year. Is it the cold? The delightful weather? The darkness and the days growing shorter by the minute? This assumes, like me, you live in the Northern Hemisphere, like the big guy himself. Winter is that special time of year when even the Earth is trying to escape the sun to the tune of 23.4 degrees of axial tilt. Now why isn’t something like that commemorated in holiday merriment?

Maybe that’s why we’re filled with the urge to lift our voices in song. I feel like it. Right now. Sing with me, won’t you?

“Don we now our fun apparel. Fa-la-la, fa-la-la, W-T-F!”