Yes I’m lazy. Here’s an old gem from back when I used to write.
Good news, I found the G-spot. Turns out we’ve been looking in the wrong place, it’s actually located at the intersection of Route 206 and Monmouth Road just outside of Mt. Holly, New Jersey! For the record, “topless” is not spelled “t-a-p-a-s” – Boy, was that ever an embarrassing discovery!
First, a quick hats off to Carrie Rubin of The Write Transition for bringing this nugget of medical news to my attention. Apparently, a physician in Poland claims to have located the exact location of the infamous “G-spot” of an 83 year old deceased woman during the dissection of her remains.
OK – now go back and re-read that last sentence over again and explain how any card-carrying wise-ass could fail to find at least 20 good jokes in there. To Ms. Rubin’s credit, she merely used the G-Spot reference as a teaser to get lots of us readers all…
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