It’s that time of the month again where things start getting strange, as I delve into the weirdest, wackiest and most inventive news stories I can come up with and give them my own particular twist of haiku infused justice for you, the masses.
Did I ever tell you that you guys and gals are bonkers, just like me?
But then we like it that way – never change!
So, would you little devils like some more Haiku News Commentary to brighten up your weekend?
(You don’t? Well tough, that’s all we got!)
This time round I’ve decided to focus specifically on news stories that feature technological developments, so hold on to your lunch and let’s blast off!
Car in a bag
What will Japan think of next
Copter in a hat?
(Original News Story – WalkCar: Hands-on with Japan’s car-in-a-bag / Pic:- Inspector Gadget)
Pizzas delivered by drone
Never leave your home
(Original News Story – Pizza company offers drone deliveries and other news / Pic:- SpongeBob Squarepants)
Chain smoking robots
Where have we seen that before?
(Original News Story – The chain-smoking robot and other tech news / Pic:- Comedy Central/Futurama)
Human head transplants
Too freaky, like Frankenstein
Replace brains instead
(Original News Story – Human head transplant moves a step closer / Pic:- The Man With Two Brains)
Cryonics is expensive
Turn thermostat off
(Original News Story – How cryonics works: Process of freezing bodies explained / Pic:- Austin Powers)
Fired by text message
You’re delivering bad news
Not fast food, you jerks!
(Original News Story – Firing by text message: taboo or the way of the future?)
That learn, evolve and adapt
Run? Can’t, pooped my pants
(Original News Story – Robotic dinosaurs at U.K. theme park upgraded with cognitive software)
Tricked by some click bait
Fake news in your Facebook feed
Tip – facts are not fun
(Original News Story – CNN – Here’s how to outsmart fake news in your Facebook feed)
And that’s your lot for this time round, thank you for stopping by and if you have any ideas or suggestions that you want me to tackle for next time then feel free to leave a comment below 🙂