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Haiku News! Part 3 – Technically, Let’s Get Visual – Poetic News Commentary For The Masses

Howdy peoples.

It’s that time of the month again where things start getting strange, as I delve into the weirdest, wackiest and most inventive news stories I can come up with and give them my own particular twist of haiku infused justice for you, the masses.

Did I ever tell you that you guys and gals are bonkers, just like me?

But then we like it that way – never change!

So, would you little devils like some more Haiku News Commentary to brighten up your weekend?

(You don’t? Well tough, that’s all we got!)

This time round I’ve decided to focus specifically on news stories that feature technological developments, so hold on to your lunch and let’s blast off!

 

Car in a bag

What will Japan think of next

Copter in a hat?

inspectorgadgethat

(Original News Story – WalkCar: Hands-on with Japan’s car-in-a-bag / Pic:- Inspector Gadget)

 

Introverts unite

Pizzas delivered by drone

Never leave your home

spongebobtechnology

(Original News Story – Pizza company offers drone deliveries and other news / Pic:- SpongeBob Squarepants)

 

Chain smoking robots

Where have we seen that before?

Ah! Futurama!

futurama

(Original News Story – The chain-smoking robot and other tech news / Pic:- Comedy Central/Futurama)

 

Human head transplants

Too freaky, like Frankenstein

Replace brains instead

man-with-two-brains-quotes

(Original News Story – Human head transplant moves a step closer / Pic:- The Man With Two Brains)

 

Preserving bodies

Cryonics is expensive

Turn thermostat off

freezing

(Original News Story – How cryonics works: Process of freezing bodies explained / Pic:- Austin Powers)

 

Fired by text message

You’re delivering bad news

Not fast food, you jerks!

getting-fired-by-text-message-500x300b

(Original News Story – Firing by text message: taboo or the way of the future?)

 

Robot dinosaurs

That learn, evolve and adapt

Run? Can’t, pooped my pants

sciencedinosaur

(Original News Story – Robotic dinosaurs at U.K. theme park upgraded with cognitive software)

 

Tricked by some click bait

Fake news in your Facebook feed

Tip – facts are not fun

facebookabrahamlincoln

(Original News Story – CNN – Here’s how to outsmart fake news in your Facebook feed)

And that’s your lot for this time round, thank you for stopping by and if you have any ideas or suggestions that you want me to tackle for next time then feel free to leave a comment below 🙂

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