It’s so special that my left eyeball is threatening to disown my right eyeball if it votes for the other candidate.
Yep. We in the USA are eyeball deep in politics. If scathing memes were swords, both sides would be microscopic pieces of bullc#@p by now.
I’ve seen so many different Trump and Hillary memes, if they were on baseball cards they’d fill my entire bedroom.
I’d rather fill my bedroom with other things.
Hey you! Perv! Get your D@#&%D mind out of the gutter!!! Who do you think you are…Bill Clinton?
Here are the other things I’d rather fill my bedroom with:
Not that I’m as frigid as Yellow Knife in January. In fact, I did find one way in which I’ve out trumped Trump!!!
I believe in traditional marriage, too. I like it so much, I’ve said “I do” 5 times. Unfortunately, I’ve also said “I don’t” 3 times, and had to bury one of them.
But wait! I think Clinton has us all beat — Bill that is.
Hillary heard Bill say the word “intern” and she just couldn’t take it anymore. Good thing she found a way to keep Bill out of the White House and blame Trump for it.
Which one do you believe is true?
Are there more Hillary memes than Trump memes?
Here’s my opinion (you knew that was coming, didn’t you?)
The real king and queen of meme are…..
My Baid (My But Alas I Digress), It’s all just the same-old-same-old. These political parties are trying to
steal get your vote even after you’re dead.
To steal part of a line from a 1960’s song: I’ve looked at
life politics from both sides now….
Maybe they’re twins that get along as well as my eyeballs?
Then there are the “informational” memes.
Trump made billions in business while Hillary made millions in politics.
If they were saints, they wouldn’t be running for office.
Hell would freeze over.
No worries. That’s about as likely as catching my cat smoking a cigarette.
I’ll end my foray into meme-what-you-slay politics with two more:
If nothing else, United States politics is electrifying.
Here’s a meme only a smarmy, slick-talking politician can convince you to believe: