Hello everyone – have I got news for you!
(Have I? Half the time I’m don’t know whether I’m coming or going and that’s on a good day if I can find my emergency pack of biscuits).
So, what have we got on the table for you to sink your teeth into today? Well, since I got such a positive response from my previous report that took swipes at the news through the medium of haikus, I’ve been jonesing to try out some more.
And since we have Halloween around the corner, I thought it would be fun to focus on spooky news stories for this report. Plus, you also get:-
Two times the action/danger/pulse-pounding excitement/pumpkins spiced product placement!
Many times the mystery and suspense! (Especially if you watch this with the lights off or better yet while you are having a powercut then the suspense will be unbearable)
And heads are going to explode!
(Actually, I sincerely hope they don’t because I can always do with the repeat business, along with not having to shampoo out the carpet).
Here we go then people, this is what you came here for and this is what I am going to deliver!
Creepy clown sightings
All over America
My mistake. It’s Trump
(Original news story:- 9news – Creepy clown sightings spook America)
AI gains power
Machines making human slaves
Murdered by toasters
(Original news story:- Live Science – The Spooky Secret Behind Artificial Intelligence’s Incredible Power)
Want to see some ghosts?
Or just buy some pets
(Original news story:- Red Herring – Discover your own poltergeist)
Poetic Poe Fans
Raving about these beauties
Cold feet? Nevermore
(Original news story:- GeekDad – Sock It To Me’s Spooky New Styles)
Dr Who is real!
Egyptians changing light bulbs?
Nah. Pyramid scheme
Condoms into space
For alien invasions
Pack loads, tentacles
What’s scary about
Lots if you can’t swim
(Original news story:- The Weather Channel – Lanzarote’s spooky underwater museum)
Huge moths with skull marks
Swarming into Britain soon
Cripes, I’m done! Taxi!
(Original news story:- Daily Express – Giant MOTHS with spooky SKULL-shaped markings swarming into Britain)
Happy Halloween folks! Enjoy the month of October, stay safe and eat lots of candy 🙂