It occurred to me that there is a slim chance that no one else sees the world quite the same way I do. It also occurred to me that if that’s the case, you’re all wrong. I can only hope I’m not the only one.
For instance, is it just me, or does the mom of the “affluenza teen” bear more than just a passing resemblance to famed prop comedian Carrot Top?
Affluenza mom – not carrying props, since she was frisked. Photo from tjcnewspaper dot com
Carrot Top. You know he’s got mad props. Photo from zimbio dot com
Is it just me, or does anyone else think cats probably aren’t all that proud of their turds – I mean, why would you bury something you’re supposedly proud of?
Someone in the marketing department thought it would be good to replace the word “crap” with the word “pride”. Photo by the author, I’m a regular Hansel Hadams.
Is it just me, or is it possible that people are buying dirty houses, power washing them, then selling them for a big profit?
Yes, I KNOW those are two different numbers, but my handwriting expert says they may very well be written by the same businessman. While we’re talking about this, does anyone know what the normal going rate is for power washing – I’m thinking of having my patio done once the snow melts.
Is it just me, but shouldn’t “grown” be a prerequisite for “sexy”?
I’ve never been in this place – I was too worried about getting carded.
Is it just me, or does the idea of ganging up on something seem a little like bullying?
Photo of an actual banner from an actual school by the actual author.
Is it just me, or does anyone else wonder how you get a hanger onto a hotel sprinkler head when they’re all permanently attached to the rod in the closet?
I can only imagine the kind of nightmares I’d have if I woke up in a hotel room and saw a disembodied sport jacket hanging from the ceiling. My hand shadow also scares me in this pic
Is it just me, or is there a correlation between how outrageous a beer name is with how awful it tastes?
Unlike Russell Stover’s products, you can’t just take a little bite of the bottom of one of these and put it back in the box if you don’t like it.
Is it just me, or does putting a bunch of photos where words usually go seem like a shitty excuse for a blog post? Probably just me, right?
Thank goodness I had a bunch of idiotic photos on my phone so I could create a “post”, because – as usual – my turn writing here snuck up on me as quiet as a cat fart.
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Reblogged this on 1pointperspective and commented:
As usual, my turn writing over at The Nudge Wink Report came up before I had a chance to actually come up with a decent premise. Lucky for me, there are always stupid photos in my phone, so I slapped a little pictorial casserole together and threw some bread crumbs on top. It tastes like chicken.
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That is hysterical!
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Lisa, while I appreciate the praise, I think we both know you need to raise the bar on what passes for humor.
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I’m thinking of calling the powerwash guy and then selling my clean house to the other guy. With the amount he pays for marketing, I’m sure he’ll pay top dollar.
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If the home buyer tries to gouge you for a reserve for power washing the house, make sure he’s getting it half price. Oh wait! You’ll have already washed it.
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It’s not just you. Carrot Top and Affluenza (oh how I HATE that term) Mom could have been separated at birth. He looks more like her son than her actual spawn. Thanks for cracking me up!
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Methinks A-Mom may have performed a little Clairol magic with sonny boy to keep him from being caught down Mexico way.
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Scenting. The biggest scam in litter retail. Of course, I got the undercoating for my cat box.
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The undercoating has little impact on resale, so I hope you’re not thinking of trading yours in on a new one anytime in the future.
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This is a funny post. Could especially relate to the beer photo. Went to a local craft beer house, and tried a ‘Rogue Yellow Snow IPA” that promised a balanced flavor of strong citrus followed by a piney resin. Is it just me, or does this taste like pine infused piss?
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This ale has the body of a labradoodle but the flowery nose of a schnauzer/cockapoo mix.
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I don’t know about you, but I always carry extra wire hangers to hang on fire sprinklers. Not only it saves space in the closet, but in case of fire I get a free laundry.
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Mommy dearest put it best “NO WIRE HANGERS!”
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If I had a dollar for every time I say “Is it just me” in a day, I would be flying around the whorl right now in my private, pet friendly jet. I’m cracking up that you have these random photos on your phone, and that I’m not alone.
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Thank heavens I had my phone handy.
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Nope. It’s not just you. 🙂
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Phew! That’s a relief.
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“Grown a prerequisite for sexy?” Listen, if you want to shit all over Greek culture, you go right ahead.
Affluenza Mom v. Carrot Top — This is really unfair. Regardless of what you think about him or his comedy, he doesn’t deserve this.
Bullying the Bullies–Absolutely. It’s the same logic that allows the tolerant to shun the intolerant in the name of tolerance.
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Affluenza Mom has gotta start hitting the gym and consider juicing up a little if she’s going to have a chance at passing for Carrot Top. I do think her hair will go nicely with her orange jumpsuit.
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Wait a minute, is Carrot Top going the Bruce Jenner route? I mean, he looks…weird. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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From the looks of him, he may be going the Lyle Alzado route.
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I had to look him up. You mean steroids? But his face looks rather pretty in a plastic-surgery way.
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Yikes! Just noticed I’m supposed to come up with some brilliant crap for this Saturday. But I just diiiiiiiiiiid one! Yesterday-ish!!!!
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There are more of us on staff than ever, but the deadlines seem to come up quicker. I’m glad it’s not my turn. I’ll just put my giant feet up on the couch and read yours.
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Sadly, Lyle passed away before the golden age of plastic surgery.
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I want that beer. I had to google weird beer names and I found this link:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/funny-beer-names-you-dont-have-to-be-drunk-to-enjoy#.hvbBBbpO9y
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I remember seeing a protest sign one time:
“Lesbians against Bush”
I had kinda the same line of thought as your band against bullying sign. So, no…it’s not just you…
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