It occurred to me that there is a slim chance that no one else sees the world quite the same way I do. It also occurred to me that if that’s the case, you’re all wrong. I can only hope I’m not the only one.
For instance, is it just me, or does the mom of the “affluenza teen” bear more than just a passing resemblance to famed prop comedian Carrot Top?
Is it just me, or does anyone else think cats probably aren’t all that proud of their turds – I mean, why would you bury something you’re supposedly proud of?
Is it just me, or is it possible that people are buying dirty houses, power washing them, then selling them for a big profit?
Is it just me, but shouldn’t “grown” be a prerequisite for “sexy”?
Is it just me, or does the idea of ganging up on something seem a little like bullying?
Is it just me, or does anyone else wonder how you get a hanger onto a hotel sprinkler head when they’re all permanently attached to the rod in the closet?
Is it just me, or is there a correlation between how outrageous a beer name is with how awful it tastes?
Is it just me, or does putting a bunch of photos where words usually go seem like a shitty excuse for a blog post? Probably just me, right?
I used to write a fair amount here on my blog, but then I got lazier and now I only manage to write over at The Nudge Wink Report once every month or so. I only write there because of assigned deadlines and my unflagging allegiance to a woman I've never met but love anyway, the lovely Blogdramedy herself. My current profile there is a 30,000 word run-on-sentence and ends up keeping people from scrolling all the way to the comments section. As any blogger will tell you, posting without getting comments is like kissing your first cousin - and not in a hot, West Virginia sort of way. I'm hoping this little blurb can take the place of the other profile and allow people to actually reach the comments section.
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