Three things happened recently:
1. My boss just picked up and jetted off to Italy or Borneo or someplace, so our vague standards for good taste and decorum here at the Nudge Wink Report went with her. Luckily she was able to fit our standards in her carry-on.
2. I got a new cell phone, which I occasionally use to actually make phone calls, but mostly play with.
3. I posted a story which was purported to be Bruce Jenner’s Bucket List.
These three events are actually related, as I scoured the internet with my phone to find photos of the soon to be Ms. Jenner and his/her wacky Kardashian clan. I also used the phone to have some cut and paste fun, which my antiquated laptop is unable to do. My editor being in a far away land allows me free reign to post these Kimmy K butt pics on a site usually only decorated with male underwear models and/or head shots of some guy named Keith Urban.
I discovered that Kim Kardashian’s ass is fun to play with (the one she farts with, not the one she’s married to). While I don’t have too many photos on my new phone, I have a few which were well suited for photo collage fun with Kimmy and her keister.
I’m sure when Kim set out to break the internet, she hadn’t counted on the incredible durability of Tupperware bowls.
I thought Kim looked good on the edge of this snifter, but didn’t see the unfortunate location of the brown spill on the napkin till just now.
I’m sure some of you are repulsed by the thought of K.K’s naked caboose on a child’s ride. This next pic should make you even sicker.
It occurred to me that Bruce “Gender Bender” Jenner was being upstaged by all this, so I tried to find a way to work him in. I got a little artsy on this one.
Now that’ll break the internet, or at least make it really nauseous.
I knew that my number one photographic model couldn’t be left out. She’s man’s best friend, after all. Much like a certain famous person, she’ll do damn near anything for a rawhide chew toy.
I’m going to stop after this next one. Too much of this might border on being tasteless.