***SPECIAL REPORT***

All of us at The Nudge Wink Report wish you a glorious day of overindulgence, family bickering, and your wise decision to invest in a pair of jeans with an elastic waistband.

As you sit down at your table today, don’t forget to salute the bird. He let himself be transformed into a crispy critter so you could snarf down all things turkey, and continue the family tradition of the annual after-dinner burping contest.

In a serving of turkey surprise, Blogdramedy had her post “50 Shades of  Turkey” featured on Huffington Post today. Stop by and check it out!

Blogdramedy is getting verrrry sleepy. Now's a good time to try to get her to show you her Turkey Jazz Hands.

Blogdramedy is getting verrrry sleepy. Now’s a good time to try to get her to show you her Turkey Jazz Hands.

Tom is planning something similar for Christmas: 50 Shades of Stockings

Natalie and Dave have agreed to wear garter belts and stockings for a week and report back to Tom with their findings. Our field reporters are committed to bringing you the best news coverage possible.

Come back this Saturday when Oma from Blurt serves up his own special serving of funny. Until then, Happy American Thanksgiving, from the team at NWR.

— Nudge, Managing Editor

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